well you can't waste a boner
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize