If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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