Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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