things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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