the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Its about making memories worth repressing
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
