let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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