Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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