So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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