David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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