That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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