i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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