Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
