i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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