I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I want a musical about memes.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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