I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize
