so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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