well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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