I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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