No, you can still breathe under the balls.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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