Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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