So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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