i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
So here I am, sexting at work.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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