Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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