That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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