Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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