She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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