Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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