I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
All I want is dick and wine.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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