Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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