Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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