is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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