We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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