i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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