Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
please come you make the beer taste better
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
