Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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