I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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