But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
