Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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