I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She bit a glass in half.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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