My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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