girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
