Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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