My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Randomize
