matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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