college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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