Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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