I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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