It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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