So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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