so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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