Midget sex pt 2 tonight
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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