I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
well you can't waste a boner
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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