Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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