I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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