I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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