I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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